Trump, Chump or Jump

Football coaches come and go — some by their own choice, while others are run out of town on a rail. This said, a strange but interesting alliance of friendship has emerged.

Donald Trump, the Trump Man, is strongly advocating that the University of Miami hire the Big Buccaneer himself, Mike Leach. Bigger-than-life characters, swagger-meisters and unique gamesmanship are the attractions between these two! I bet if “The Donald” flips out the checkbook, those Miami people may decide that a new stadium with a comb-over top would be a fitting donation.

If the Trumpster would just think a minute, then he would figure out that a new reality show for ESPN could be “The Apprentice: Football Coach” where 16 coaches vie through a few weeks of competition to be “The Apprentice Football Coach” after challenges like recruiting, gathering booster books, faking academic achievements, or yelling curse words at people the loudest. Mr. Trump will yell, “You’re fired!” until the last one wins.

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