Dummies to Donuts, Fuel for the Few

A guy just went to the CD Warehouse, robbed them for all their money and a David Allan Coe CD because he said he’s a redneck. They were able to capture his picture but “NEVER EVEN CALLED HIM BY HIS NAME.” If he was smarter, then he’d be stealing pre-paid gas cards. These would be the “New Gold Standard.”

I’m surprised that we don’t have numerous 911 calls to pick people up at the pump. I can see when people fill their car up that the sudden shock of the total could explode blood vessels, cause strokes, hasten heart attacks and cause GSS (gallon shock syndrome). Mortgage companies or banks may start popping up at service stations or gas outlets to facilitate mortgage refinance or home equity loans to enable people to completely fill up their tank with gasoline. But you couldn’t roll Big Gulps or Snickers bars into these loan deals.

Our streets soon may be filled with the copper thieves diversifying their crime corporations to include a siphoning hose and fleet of empty plastic milk jugs for gas distribution on the yellow market. Remember, if somebody offers you a gallon of “Larry’s Lawnmower Fuel”, it could be hot stuff (pun intended). If the Braum’s container may be a clue, then the old antifreeze container is a real good indicator.

Krispy Kreme donuts are a fuel for humans, but the price doesn’t go up and down much (just your weight). The basic need is always there, but people will always go in and out of style. Just smile and eat your donut!

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